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Train your mind to see the
good in most things (I am challenged to find the good in "everything"). Positivity is a choice. The
happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
SKIPPY
Skippy is a 15 y.o. tabby. We adopted him from the Humane Society almost
3 weeks ago. He has FIV and kidney function troubles and was scheduled to be put down 2 days later. We couldn't let that
happen. He is so loving and adorable. We just wanted
to provide him with a loving forever home for whatever time he has left. His previous owner abandoned him on the side of a highway when they found out he was FIV positive. My roommate needed something to care for since the last of my kitties passed away in December.
It helps him (my roommate) better deal with his own depression and anxiety which has been aggravated by his cancer diagnosis
back in February. So Skippy and Tim were meant for each other.
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DANCE LIKE A CHICKEN
I am often asked with regards to my hypnotherapy practice if I can make someone dance and cluck like a chicken.
Since Clinical and Ericksonian Hypnotherapy can ONLY assist you in accomplishing
something you ALREADY have (at some level of consciousness) a desire to do -
well then YES, if at some level of consciousness you REALLY
want to dance and cluck like a chicken, hypnosis can help you realize that goal. Well it just
so happens that a couple of weeks ago, we got to celebrate "National Dance Like a Chicken
Day" (no hypnosis required)
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Day | | Today is National Dance Like a Chicken Day! Although we may not like to admit it, we all have
rocked the Chicken Dance at least once or twice in our lives. This goofy dance is a popular favorite at kids birthday parties,
bat mitzvahs, weddings, and beyond. Werner Thomas, a Swiss accordion player, wrote the basic melody for the
Chicken Dance song in the late 1950s. In 1963, he began performing it at his restaurant. The people who bravely stood up
and danced along often used sporadic movements that reminded Thomas of ducks and chickens. By the time the Chicken Dance
arrived in America in the 1970s, it had transformed into a set of movements with repeated "beak", "wing",
and "tail" movements. Today, the Chicken Dance has earned a fond place in the playlist of cheesy party
dance songs. Other favorites typically include the Hokey Pokey, the Electric Slide, and the Macarena. To celebrate National
Dance Like a Chicken Day, turn on this familiar tune and dance like a chicken! In honor of this special day - and
to help answer that long-sought-after answer as to why did the chicken cross the road, I offer you the best answer I have
found... (plus some other "runner-up" responses)
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Question: Why
did the chicken cross the road?
Anderson Consulting: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening
its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required
for the newly competitive market.
Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical
distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken
use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology
in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.
Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and
best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary
of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize
with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide
value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.
The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful
environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message
and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business
integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful. Hawking: There exist numerous parallel universes in which the same chicken
is in differing stages of crossing the road. Only when one of the chickens has completed crossing the road do their ave functions
coallesce.
Buckminister Fuller: Because we have not yet designed and implemented true, constantly forwardly/backwardly
evolving, energy-transforming living machines which will enable us to perform all functions from the informedly turbining
hub of a single autonomous in-spiralling/out-radiating network of space-connected information vector transforms. Had the chicken
been supplied with my Dymaxion Tensegrity Coop, it would have remained at home, un-tempted by such risky spatial-temporal
translations.
Grandpa: In our days, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the
chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Darwin: It was the logical
next step after coming down from the trees.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
BBC: We
are not yet sure what happened to the chicken but early indications suggest a terrorist incident
Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud
Hamlet: That is not the question.
Jack Nicholson:
'Cause it f*cking wanted to. That's the f*cking reason.
Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Daily Mail: It was because of the unemployed and uncontrolled immigration
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature
Bill Clinton: I did not have a relationship with that chicken
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IMMUNE BOOSTING ACUPRESSURE TECHNIQUE
With
a low immune system, a contagious illness can hit you like a ton of bricks… or possibly kill you. But
those with a strong immune system will only experience mild illness. This is why I want to show you a simple but effective immune system boosting acupressure technique… That could mean the difference between a terrifying trip to the hospital, Or a couple of weeks on the couch eating ice cream and watching Netflix. There are several
acupressure points that boost the immune system, but for now, let’s focus on a particularly potent acu-point you can
learn to apply right now. If you didn’t already know, acupressure is a non-invasive version of
acupuncture. The ancient Chinese were using acupressure for thousands of years before they had the technology to make needles.
Acupressure still widely used today because it’s incredibly effective and is easy to self-apply. This acu-point is called ‘Outer Gate’ (SJ 5) 
Location: On the back of the hand, measure two thumb-widths (2 cun) above the
wrist crease. In between the two forearm bones (Ulna & Radius bones). Directions: Apply
firm pressure for 1 – 2 minutes. Once or twice a day (or more if you like). Breathe deeply through the nose and exhale
through the mouth as you apply. Note: using either arm is fine.
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PRIVATE SESSION AVAILABILITY Due to
the huge demand I have had for conducting private massage sessions, I am currently making myself available on a very limited
basis to conduct private sessions at a hotel in Brooklyn Center as well as a hotel in Bloomington for a few days each week. Obviously everyone's first concern is "social distancing". Because of the technique I have developed
to accurately intuitively assess one's exposure to the Corona virus (see my previous discussion on learning this technique
yourself), a technique for which I praised by the corporate officials at The Silva Method and for which I will be compensated
by Silva to create a series of audio recordings teaching to the technique to others, I can determine whether or not it is
safe for me to work with another individual with regards to providing massage therapy. If you
think you might be interested in trying to schedule a private session (Massage, Clinical Hypnotherapy, Reiki Energy Healing,
meditation / stress management instruction, Life Optimization Coaching) with me during one of my visits to either of these
hotels, please let me know as soon as possible. For complete details about my massage sessions, I invite you to visit my website at The Ultimate Massage For Men http://www.aaamassage.net
Here is the link to the rates page on my website http://www.aaamassage.net/id16.html If you interest is with regards to scheduling a private massage
session, a good starting point would be for you to take a few moments to complete my session request
form and "Preliminary Questionnaire" from my website (see links below). Your responses would better enable
me to tailor your session to your own particular needs and experiences and to help make it a much more personalized
and enjoyable experience for you. session request form
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/request3_2016 "Preliminary Questionnaire"
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/questionnaire03_2016
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HAMMOCKS AND ROCKING CHAIRS AND IMMUNITY Boost
Immunity by relaxing in a hammock Outsmarting viruses and bacterial infections is easier than
you think, thanks to this relaxing trick. Grab a seat in a cozy rocking chair on your porch, or
kick back in a hammock and sway away in the spring breeze. Stanford University investigators say
that as little as 5 minutes of small, repetitive motions, like gently rocking back and forth, tamp down your body's release
of immunity-hampering stress hormones, reducing your risk of coming down with an illness by as much as 45%. This idea is also supported by the theory behind the benefits of "rebounding" which helps to stimulate
the flow of lymph throughout the body which also helps to strengthen the immune system. for more
info visit https://cellercise.com/the-comprehensive-list-of-health-benefits-from-rebounding-by-dave-hall/
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POWER YOUR MIND TO IMPROVE YOUR
MEMORY FOR JUST $ 5 Over the past week or so, I have spent several hours
on the phone discussing with my friend and colleague Dr. Steve G. Jones ways which we could help our readers and clients to
better themselves as we move through through these challenging societal adjustments. One of the
things I suggested to Steve was that we offer a special on one of my favorite hypnosis recordings of his, "Power Your
Mind to Improve Your Memory". We tossed several ideas back and forth and Steve's first suggestion was to offer
this dynamic GOLD hypnosis recording to our friends for a special Memorial Day Weekend price of just $ 5 (which regularly
sells on his website for $ 27). So then the other day I get a call from Dr. Jones saying that
he had an inspiration. His "inspiration" was to offer a package of 5 of his very popular instructional programs
containing 24 instructional audios + 4 valuable hypnosis recordings (including the "Power Your Mind to Improve Your Memory")
ALL FOR JUST THIS ONE-TIME INVESTMENT of $ 5. That's Steve
- always a believer in over-delivering! This amazing collection of powerful programs includes: 1) "Master Peak Performance" - 4 instructional
audios plus "Overcome Fear of Success" GOLD hypnosis recording 2) "Apply Leadership" - 4 instructional audios
plus "Master Charisma" GOLD hypnosis recording 3) "Brain Power Control" - 4 instructional
audios plus "Power Your Mind to Improve Your Memory" GOLD
hypnosis recording 4) "Finance Stress"
- 4 instructional audios plus "Unlimited Wealth" GOLD hypnosis
recording 5) "End Procrastinating"
- 8 instructional audios plus a FULL WRITTEN TRANSCRIPT of the entire program These programs, sold separately, would cost $ 139.89, but
Dr. Jones is allowing me to offer ALL OF THEM to you for a one-time
investment of just a measly $ 5 - yes just FIVE
BUCKS! (FOR everything)
And - as always, any purchases from our online resource
library are backed by a full 6 month money-back guarantee if not completely satisfied For more info on this very SPECIAL LIMITED-TIME OFFER, please visit http://worldtalk.bizland.com/id315.html I am certain you will enjoy and benefit
from this valuable collection of instructional and hypnosis audios
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SUCCESS STORIES USING THE "SILVA
INTUITION SYSTEM" Over the past couple of months I have been blessed
by SO many of you who have invested in the "Silva Intuition System"
who have shared your success stories as to how the techniques taught in the system have enhanced your lives. From using the techniques to getting a huge promotion, finding a lost friend, rescuing missing pets, finding money,
diagnosing a medical condition, avoiding a fatal automobile accident, meeting a new life partner, discovering a new
talent, winning a new car, getting their house mortgage paid off in full, getting a new job in a fabulous city of their dreams
to winning LOTS of money in the lottery. To date,
I have received more than 220 such success stories - each one warming
my heart. So I decided to start sharing those stories with you, our valued friends and readers. This
week, I want to share with you the story of Michael, who used the techniques
he learned in the course to win more than $ 2,500 in about a week's
time in the state lottery. Michael actually sent me the photos of his winning tickets which are attached to his story
which you can read at http://worldtalk.bizland.com/id305.html Because I have been sharing these success stories with the President and CEO of The Silva Method,
Laura Silva has agreed to allow me to continue to offer an exclusive discount on the "Silva
Intuition System" to our friends and readers. This is a private discount not available to
the public. For complete details on the "Silva
Intuition System" see the listing a little further down this page. We are anxious to hear
YOUR success stories.
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RAPUNZEL RESCUE Feeling a little shaggy these past few weeks? Hair getting long enough to let it down from the tower window
so your handsome prince can come to your rescue? Well I have a friend who is a barber by profession
and is more than willing to assist with your hair cutting needs. He can come to your home and provide you with a professional,
attractive barbering to meet your specifications. If interested, just drop me a text message or
email and I will put you in touch with Mike. If emailing me, be sure to include the word "BARBER"
in the subject line so I know to be on the lookout for your request.
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SWAPPING HEAD - THE RAIKOV EFFECT
With
the expressed permission of my friend and colleague Kevin Moore, I am making available to you a powerful recording entitled,
"Chat With a Genius" Here's
a bit about "The Raikov Effect"
The
Raikov Effect is all about how you can tap into the power of your mind, using
simple brain hacks that give you access
to your creative potential.
Raikov was a Russian neuropsychologist. He hypnotized people
into thinking and
acting like geniuses. He convinced one that she had the artistic ability of Raphael. He
convinced
another that he could play the piano like Rachmaninoff.
By putting them into a deep trance,
he helped the subjects “steal” the skills and talents
of people who were geniuses, experts in their field.
His method became known as The
Raikov Effect.
The main Raikov course explains how the
technique worked, in addition to several
other methods that go alongside it, including the placebo effect and the ‘as
if’
technique. This sheet recaps the basics.
The
Placebo Effect
The Placebo Effect happens when a person thinks they're getting powerful medicine.
A placebo is a dud, a substance that has no active medicinal ingredient. It can take the
form of a pill, a liquid, a cream, or an injection. Or it could be a prayer, a spell, or
some other non-physical device.
The person receiving the placebo believes it's real,
and that belief is often enough to make the substance work.
So even though it's "fake
medicine" it can result in a positive outcome.
Some
ways of activating the placebo effect are:
Fill an empty energy bottle with fizzy diet soda so you’ll think you’re
getting a kick from the real thing.
Label a bottle of mints as ‘Stress Reduction
Pills’ (and take when needed)
so you’ll believe you’re receiving treatment.
Eat from smaller plates so you think you're eating more.
The
As If Technique
The As If Technique is a way to act 'as if' you already have a quality you desire.
So
just by acting 'as if' you're confident, you can become more confident. By acting 'as if'
you're
successful, you can become more successful. By acting 'as if' you're determined,
you can become more determined.
When you act 'as if' you already feel a certain way, your brain gets the message that
you 'are' confident. It responds by sending out confidence-boosting chemicals like
serotonin, and you actually
start to feel more confident.
Here’s how to activate the ‘as if’ technique:
a) To feel happier, smile and open your arms. (For at least 2 mins.)
b) To feel more determined, clench your hands
into fists. (For at least 2 mins.)
c) To feel more confident, stand up straight with your hands on your hips. (For at
least 2 mins.)
d) To feel more important and successful, wear some really smart clothes.
The
New Raikov Effect
The New Raikov Effect is based on Raikov's original method but updated for the
modern world.
It combines several genius modeling methods, as well as techniques
such as ‘as if’. It's designed to
help you "steal" the skill or talent of someone who's an
expert at what they do. You can practice this
technique in your head, or use one of the
listen along audios. Kevin only opens access to
"The Raikov Effect" for a very limited time each year. You can
see that access is currently closed for this year by visiting Raikov.com However, due to my special arrangement with Kevin, he is permitting me to share with you these
incredible, life-enhancing techniques for a very limited time. Check out the "Chat
With a Genius" audio link below to begin your journey into "swapping head"
Click on the link below to access
"Chat With a Genius" audio *Left-click
to listen here or right-click to download it to your computer
click here to listen to or download the "Chat With a Genius" audio
Click on the link below to
access "Chat With a Genius" pdf guide
*Left-click to read it here or right-click to download it to your computer
click here to read or download the "Chat With a Genius" pdf guide
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