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WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA? A man walked
into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a
bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' '
Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.' Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: 'There
are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?' Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady
responded, 'It is all really quite simple.' The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army
type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains
out of molehills. Oh and have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are
the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for,
it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost Boobs. {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've
fallen and I can't get up! . Oh...They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!! . Hahahaha! ��
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10 Universal Relationship Truths Written by Jafree Ozwald and Margot Zaher www.EnlightenedBeings.com The following information will assist you in creating a heart opening soul-based relationship in your
life. By applying these Universal truths everyday you'll empower yourself to manifest a relationship that works for
you, not against you. When you are connecting with another from this soul based perspective, everything changes.
Your most expansive loving energy hidden inside you shines brighter, which naturally makes you a guiding light helping all
beings find their way home. The secret is knowing that every relationship doesn't actually exist on the "outside", yet is always
being projected from within. At your very core you always have a connection with the divine, and this is found through
those beings in the world
with whom are placed in your path and are here relating to. NOTE: When you read each message, read it slowly so it sinks deeply into your body.
Take your time to digest each message before moving onto the next one. You'll know when the message is consumed
inside when there is a feeling of peace each time that you read through it. Enjoy!
1. The greatest love of your life is within
you. Dwell on the
idea of an infinite love is within you now. Rest in the feeling that arises from meditating on this idea. Relax into this
feeling sooo deeply that it permeates your innermost being. This way you have found your Source of love and are free from
relying on your partner for feelings of love and validation. 2. You have the unlimited power to manifest
your ideal relationship at anytime. Since you can shift your vibrational frequency at any moment, you can manifest anyone
anytime you wish! By transforming the way you are relating and connecting to others, you create a vibrational
field around you which allows you to be more intimate with yourself and your partner. 3. Your partner can never fully “complete” you because
you are already whole. The longing for completion comes from the illusion that you are missing something. This lacking feeling
is simply an effect from being out of touch with your Divine Infinite Nature. 4. You are not responsible
for how anyone feels. You can never make anybody feel angry, sad, hopeless, defensive, or any other emotion known
to man-kind. You are responsible solely for your own emotional state that is arising for you now. 5.
Your true Divine essence is love, and you are connected to this energy no matter what you think, say or do. Your very essence
has such a powerful love that it can transform anything in your world. Your core essence always holds the vibration
of love at all times. 6. Ego by definition is always focusing on what it wants. If your partner rarely satisfies your ego’s
desires, its because both of your egos are busy trying to run their own show. To satisfy your ego and your partner's
ego completely eternally, return to focusing on connecting with your own soul and feeling that you are The Source of unlimited
love. 7. Gratitude for the other is always there, and grows more when you express it. It is
like the smoldering warm embers of an old fire that are buried at the core of your heart. All it takes is for you to use
your lungs and blow them out to consciously re-ignite the spark! When the words you choose to speak are constantly
with the energy of gratitude, you'll find your vibration always expands and multiplies with each new day. 8.
Behind every "undesired" behavior you see in your partner is your misperception of the Divine. At the core of
everyone is the most beautiful divine essence that is perfect, peaceful, eternal and loving in all ways. Stop looking
at the surface and judging what you see and start honoring the love that you feel is underneath it all, hiding at the core. 9.
The act of not letting yourself love someone or be fully loved is the cause of suffering and emotional pain in all relationships.
Pain is never caused by you loving your partner to the fullest. Pain is caused by with holding love. Commit yourself
to loving fully and you'll only manifest amazing relationships to you the rest of your life!
10. Your
soul is all knowing, loving and eternally free. It knows that each experience you have is deeply enriching in and of itself. When you're aligned with your soul, it naturally accepts
whatever occurs in a relationship. When you can step back, stop the mind chatter you'll get this soul based perspective.
In a moment, you will stop being stuck in the narrow perspective of the
ego. It is not attached
to only having good experiences and avoiding the bad ones. It knows life is divine perfection which the mind is blind
to seeing.
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