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A dear friend of mine (one of my Silva Method instructors back in Philadelphia) once made the observation, “if people are happy, they sure haven't told their faces!”


Look below to discover why “Men Are Happier People”

 

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Look around you on any given day and in any particular situation. How MANY people actually LOOK like they are beaming radiant happiness? Most of us are very intuitive about these things. When we walk into a room, we can usually tell whether there is an “air” of happiness prevailing – or (more often) a “sense” of what I call “non-happiness.”


My friend Enoch Tan claims that “completion brings peace and greater happiness”

(see: http://www.mindreality.com/completion-brings-peace-and-greater-happiness)


I was once told by a spiritual “reader' that my purpose in life is to “help others feel better about themselves.” Think about that for a moment. When you feel better about yourself, aren't you more likely to be HAPPY? What a noble and rewarding purpose to have in life!

 

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Folks Are Usually About as Happy as They Make Up Their Minds To Be

Abraham Lincoln? Frank Crane? Orison Swett Marden? Dale Carnegie? Anonymous?



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A wonderful collection of FREE recordings and manuals which can help YOU increase your level of happiness. All gifts are donated by friends and colleagues of mine for your benefit.

 

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So, are men actually happier people? Let's see what one avid thinker has to say about it...

Men Are Just Happier People

NICKNAMES

· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Di*khead and Sh1t for Brains.

EATING OUT

· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

· A woman has the last word in any argument.

· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it .... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.


Disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The above statements are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.


So enjoy and make the most of them. May each day find you experiencing a bit more HAPPINESS!

 

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Have a magical remainder of your week.

Blessings,

Jim & Friends

magicoftouch@gmail.com

(612) 743-5184 (voice / text)

 

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